RITA'S HOROSCOPE

Well, RITA has decided to show JYM that he is not the only person in Ohio who knows how to READ the stars, so herein is my first horoscope. YEAR OF THE LES-BAIN-E-AN ALBATROSS, 1983.

AQUARIUS: JAN. 20 FEB.,18

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You LIE a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be CARELESS and IMPRACTICAL causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are STUPID.

PISCES: FEB. 19 MAR. 20

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people RESENT you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a COWARD. Pisces people do TERRIBLE things to small animals.

ARIES: MAR. 21 APR. 19

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in CONTEMPT. You are QUICK TEMPERED, Impatient and scornful of advice. Most people AVOID you, Dogs WON'T bite you and even mosquitoes generally LEAVE you alone. TAURUS: APR. 20 MAY 20

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. People think you are STUBBORN and BULLHEADED. You are a COMMUNIST.

GEMINI: MAY 21 JUNE 20

You are quick and an intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a BISEXUAL. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are CHEAP. Geminis are known for committing INCEST. CANCER: JUNE 21 JULY 22

You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a SUCKER. You are always putting things off. That's why you'll NEVER make anything of yourself. Most WELFARE RECIPIENTS are Cancer people.

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LEO: JULY 23 AUG. 22

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are PUSHY. Most Leo people are BULLIES. you are VAIN and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting, Leo people are KNOWN THIEVES.

VIRGO: AUG. 23 SEPT. 22

You are the logical type and hate disorder this nit-picking is SICKENING to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while MAKING LOVE. Virgos make good BUS DRIVERS.

LIBRA: SEPT. 23 OCT. 23

You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you more than likely are GAY. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra woman are PROSTITUTES. All Libras die of VENERAL DISEASE.

SCORPIO: OCT. 24

NOV. 21

You are shreud in business and can not be TRUSTED. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your TOTAL LACK of ethics. Most Scorpio people are AX MURDERERS. SAGITTARIUS: NOV. 22 DEC. 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you LACK TALENT. The majority of Sagittarians are DRUNKS or DOPE FIENDS. People laugh at you a GREAT DEAL.

CAPRICORN: DEC. 22 JAN. 19

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are LAZY. There has NEVER been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should AVOID standing still too long as they tend to take root and become trees.

BOBBIE WATSON,

WINNER

1983 MRS. BLACK GAY OHIO

LILY TOMLIN IN CLEVELAND 2211

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In April Lily Tomlin was appearing in Cleveland and taping a Television Special, in the character of 'Mrs. Judith Beasley', for the Manhatten. Cable Company. The Special will, of course, be a comedy but with a serious message behind it, the need to unite the Gay Community and the various levels of government behind the battle against AIDS.

'Mrs. Judith Beasley! is, "Traveling the Midwest, trying to undo some of the harm done by that woman, Anita Bryant". 'Mrs. Beasley' filmed parts of her Special at Isis Club and Keys. 'Judith', in her very chic green & yellow pantsuit, is giving out, "Quiches of Peace. To try and bring the heterosexual and homosexual people together. And prove once and for all that real men do eat quiche".

Mz Tomlin has sent a 'Thank You' letter addressed to Kevin & Mark and the Gay Community of Cleveland for all the help she and her staff recieved. And to apologize for not being able to speak that night, "Do to the immense crowd and a personal problem earlier that evening".

As one who was able to spend time with Lily that night I must say, as everyone knows, this is a very great talent. But beyond that, Lily is very concerned with problems that face the Gay Community and, in her own delightful way, is doing something about them.

by Mike Doyal

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Kenny

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